From JOEMK321@aol.com Thu Nov 13 15:37:28 1997
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997 11:49:00 -0500 (EST)
sup d00d i wanna join ur lame grew\
Caspa (tha friendly crack head)
From Access Denied: Yo Caspa ya fuckin' crack smokin' muther fuckah!
Tha dfs_mafia is a closed club. SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR LAME ASS AOL
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Nov 13 15:36:45 1997
Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 02:20:41 +0200
From: nick <email@example.com>
The WiZzArD needs desperate HELP!!!!!!Act FAst AND smaRT Or i'm dead
4 INFO CIA's letter
From Access Denied: WiZzArD my man.. lay off the PCP bro! You need
help? Hmmm... call CERT. They'll help ya out.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Nov 13 15:34:27 1997
Date: Thu, 13 Nov 1997 10:27:14 +100
From: eordelma <email@example.com>
Subject: Re: http://www.dfs.org/
what the fuck asholes when jou think you are the boss . I'll wake
your up COME TO BORCUBLOW NL IF YOU WANE DIE SUCKER
From Access Denied: Woo... I'm scared. Yeah fuck head.. watch me
tremble while I think of your sorry ass over in the Netherlands. You guys
actually have electricity over there? Wow.. I'm fucking amazed. Oh and
you're wrong about one thing.. the dfs_mafia doesn't think it's the boss.
We KNOW we're the boss. So don't forget it FUCKER!@#
From HICGeneral@aol.com Sun Nov 16 02:01:10 1997
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 1997 18:27:40 -0500 (EST)
I am from the group HIC and we were wondering if you would like to form an
alliance, if you would like more info on our group go here: HIC
From Access Denied: awww.. shit. fuck i was gonna be nice and shit at
first to tell you to FUCK OFF about that alliance shit. the dfs_mafia
laughs at your insignificant existance. but you're just all fucked up you
lame ass AOL fuck heads!!! man, your home page just reeks with stupidity.
yeah, $5 for some viruses and a couple text files. gimme a fucking break
you shit eating bag of vomit! over 1000 members eh? what? all the dogs
your dad fucks every night? i must say the most hilarious part about
the whole thing that just proves to me how wonderful it would be to put
you out of your misery is where you ask what programming languages i
know.. J and J++? HyperText? VISUAL BASIC?!@ start working on getting
a fucking life, and maybe you'll be cool by the time you get to college
in.. what.. 6 years? i don't even know why i waste my time replying to
people like you. probably cuz i know how pissed you'll be when you read
this! hah! fuck off bitch!
Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 11:54:16 -0500
From: Joe Holbrook <Joebrook@hotmail.com>
you are an asshole webpage.
get rid of all the cussing you bloody bastards!!!
From Access Denied: wooo.. you called me an asshole. or rather you
called the dfs_mafia's home page an asshole.. which makes no fucking
sense. so LEARN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH! maybe once you've become just a
wee bit literate, i'll believe that you actually know what my "cussing"
means. but until then, fuck fuck fuck, you'll just have to deal with
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 19:43:49 -0700
From: PiRhO <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Just curious. What does swearing at a few high school kids prove? Does
it prove how big your dick is? You are a joke, and you should not take
la mafioso nuestro in vain.
From Access Denied: Yes.. as a matter of fact it does prove how big my
dick is. You see, since everyone is sitting there rotting behind their
computer screens, no one can have the extreme pleasure of seeing me
running around in my birthday suit with my dick dragging along behind me.
So I have to prove it by swearing at a bunch of high school kids. And the
dfs_mafia a joke?!? Hey fuck you man. You're just jealous that you can't
be a member. So FUCK OFF!
Date: Fri, 28 Nov 1997 08:19:35 PST
From: Adeel Keyani <email@example.com>
Subject: please contact me
Please contact me soon as possible
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
From Access Denied: Umm.. and you found it necessary to mail me twice
for what reason? Man.. if you're trying to sell me something.. ugh.
People like you should get leprosy and rot into a pile of mucous.
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 19:12:26 EST
From: Scole13 <Scole13@aol.com>
Hi, I'm doing a report on what hackers can do. Can you please send me as
much information as possible so i can do my report. Thanks
From Access Denied: Hackers can do anything. In fact, as I write, my
buddies in the dfs_mafia are breaking into your house, raping your dog,
and trying on your dad's underwear. And if you're really writing that
report (I've heard this one about a billion times) go check out the EFF or
something. That's more than enough for your feeble mind to soak up I
would think. You're not getting your grubby little hands on my 0-|)ay
k-r4d H/P t-F1l3z that easily.
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 17:06:47 -0800
From: LISA DEVROEDE .firstname.lastname@example.org>
are you the fucks in my computer?
From Access Denied: Look lady.. if you think there's people inside your
computer.. you should really seek professional help.
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 1997 22:48:14, -0500
From: DR RICHARD W WALKER <FPNR34A@prodigy.com>
Dear who ever you are,
I just wanted to say that I don't like youe fucking attitude!
Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 20:07:36 -0500
Subject: Fuck you!
You are a stupid mother fucker!! "Kill someone" you 'ant got the ball
you pussy basterd!!!
Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 05:42:49 PST
From: Adeel Keyani <email@example.com>
Subject: Re: please contact me
Sir the problem is that I want to be a hacker and woyld like to join
your group. My name s Adeel and I am a student of computing Dep. at Uni
So could you please contact me soon as possible
Date: Thu, 04 Dec 1997 20:28:51 +0700
From: Si Lunchai <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Why are u talkinf that fucking langauge?This is a globel comunication
that can be access by even a 5 years kid.Be polite in using the
langauge.This webpage is not for your mafia gangs
(hooligans,uncivilise)This is a globel page.Dont let me kick your ass
out of you again .
Date: Mon, 08 Dec 1997 05:21:32 PST
From: SIMON BYRNE <email@example.com>
Subject: jermane dupri
Ok, you say that you are hackers and all that shit, well i want you to
prove yourselfs by hacking in to...... http://netserv.suffolk.ac.uk/
and completely fuck it it up because it really pisses me off when sites
like this cuss black people....
don't start cussing me when you have read this, well you probarly will
any way see ya
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 12:23:49 -0500
I'm Shawn Laker if you think your tuff, bring you bitch ass crew down to
London Ontario and I'll kill all you pussy ass mother fuckers.
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 19:23:40 PST
From: Reaper Reaper <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Vulgar Display of Power is all I can say about y'all!
Keep it up and don't fade out. L8R
From some guy called «eaper
Date: Sat, 13 Dec 1997 20:17:20 -0600
From: John Williams <email@example.com>
I think this page is cool and everything you say to those people asking
help and to join is the right thing to do because they probably don't know
anything and probably just want u to send them shit all the time. If u
have any time go see my pages.
Date: Tue, 16 Dec 1997 16:19:12, -0500
From: MR SAM A GABSI <QLGD29B@prodigy.com>
I found a computer at this number (813) 885-9952, but I can't figure
out what it is or what it does. If I type anything that is three keys
or more and hit enter then it gives me this on the screen "^▀". Other
then that it just sits there. Can you PLEASE check it out for me, and
tell me any ideas you have about it.
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 1997 22:24:59 -0800 (PST)
From: Valis FauntLeroy <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Denied access
Can u help-me to invade a home-page of a University in Brazil. Is
just to get some personal info.
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 1997 18:47:16 +0700
From: Si Lunchai <email@example.com>
Subject: fucking butch
u fucking butch..
i enjoy visiting your fucking site...what i did not enjoy was that there
was really no fucking avtivities there..only useless fucking talk which
make no sense..ok..
Date: Wed, 24 Dec 1997 20:19:40 -0500
So whats up....
I was just hoping around the hacker web pages, when I came across your
page, kinda neat I guess...
Does your group serve a purpose? Or is it like the local wanta-be group,
calming the lEEt shit again and again?
Date: Sun, 04 Jan 1998 13:15:18 PST
From: Tyler Cone <firstname.lastname@example.org>
You guys are a disgrace. You think you're the best? hahahaha.
Have you guys ever heard of a Hacking group called "Legion of Doom"?
Now they're the best. they were started in 1984. You guys are a a bunch
of WANNABES. I myself am i member of Legion of Doom. This isnt even a
real e-mail address. (well, technically its is an email address, but i
have no intrest in it, so go ahead anf phuck it up).
Ya wanna know my LoD name? Lex Luthor. FOUNDER OF LOD. Phreaker/Hacker.
All you guys can do is swear at people and insult them. You guys are a
bunch of High School drop outs who can only "NUKE" someone. I'm not
wasting anymore time on this. By the way, if you guys are so tough and
good, "and the best" how come you arent on any GOOD boards. Why dont
you drop by Black Ice some time!?
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 1998 15:07:48 -0000
From: CLevy <CLevy@woodbridge.rmplc.co.uk>
Look her, little boy, I am cammic (pissed off) with people like you
impersanating the mafia gangs. I am sure that you would not want anything
to happen to you so I suggest that you close down your little web site,
and stop fucking around capiche.
I am only the son of one of the god fathers, so it is not me you will have
to deal with,but my family. We have our ways.
Antonio Calumic Levy
Date: Wed, 07 Jan 1998 16:17:03 -0800
From: "Mr. Kevin Ward" <email@example.com>
you are all a bunch of wankers
Date: Sat, 24 Jan 1998 22:47:01 PST
From: "St][ng noneofyourbuisness" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Fuck you
I am a patient man. I am a good man. But when you claim you are the
fucking web masters then i get mad. You are all talk you bitch. You can
suck the bachis dicks. When you fuck with us you get fucked. You have 2
days to get this fucking web page off of the net or you will get fucked.
And thats a promise.
written January 24 1998
Date: Sun, 08 Feb 1998 20:12:21 -0600
From: terri muhvich <email@example.com>
Subject: fucking loser posers get a grip little whinning fucks
get a life and quit your piss moaning loser
Date: Sat, 28 Feb 1998 20:33:49 -0800
From: babema1 <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Ya'll kick ass!
dfs_mafia kicks some serious ass! keep on being fuckin' pimps, you big
dicked motha fuckas!
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1998 09:42:50 -0700
From: i bet you would wanna know <email@example.com>
Subject: I need your help, please
hello, can you please help me, I need to be tought a lot more about
the reason I ask this is because there is a fuckload of people after me
and I am at almost the blink of going to jail. I figured that you can help
me. I you can, I would really apreciate it.if so thank you. I also
understand on how you ate AOL.I hate that god damn fucking piece of shit
program, lame as hell and yet people use it, I feel I need to vomit
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 18:19:53 PDT
From: Yvodeci Smith <firstname.lastname@example.org>
hey you wanna fuck me?
you turn me on...
i just read all your shit.
anyway i'll hear from you soon.
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 18:48:26 +0100
From: Bill Smith <email@example.com>
WhO dA fUcK aRe U????
wHaT yOu GoT hErE iS sOmE WeiRd- AsSeD, fUcKeD uP wEb PaGe!!! GeT a ReAl
Oh YeAh, WhAt TiMe D'yA WaNt YoUr MoMmA BaCk? CoZ sHe'S nOt SuCkiN
Date: Fri, 15 May 1998 15:58:09 -0700
From: jie zhang <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: fuck you.
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 10:16:59 -0600
From: sharah whitlock <email@example.com>
whats fds stand for ( dumb fucking suckers )
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 21:48:34 PST
From: SARAH KATE <firstname.lastname@example.org>
your page fucking sucks! you dont know shit about computers you just
like to pretend! you think its cool to just say a big fuck you all over
your page? get a life.
Date: Sun, 14 Feb 1999 20:57:10 -0500 (EST)
From: MARK DEPIERA <MRK4ONE@webtv.net>
Subject: whats up
i want to find some ones email address but it says its a private
address how can i get over the privacy and hack to get the address?
Date: Sun, 14 Feb 1999 22:47:56 +0000
From: Melisa Wiese <email@example.com>
I am my Wizard.
I am my God.
I am Me.
I am Melisa Wiese.
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 08:37:44 -0600
From: phreak86 <firstname.lastname@example.org>
What are you twelve years old?? I think that maybe your fucking lame!!!
And about your shit I don't think you could pay someone to try and take
anything off this lame ass, no color havin, lamer webpage. I think that
you have issues you need to resolve with your computer cause if you think
this is the shit it is fooling your dumbfucking ass. Oh by the way, I
think that your a discrase to even the most remote meaning of the word
hacker. If you can hack I would loveto see something that you have hACKED,
yeah that is what I thought, nothing, no lists, no shells, nothing, your
nothing but a bunch of wannabe teens who think cause they got there
teachers lame ass password to your lame ass server at school that your
hackers. I tell you what I invite your sorry ass to come talk shit in
#hackerzlair on dalnet. I guarantee you won't leave happy. If you dare
to show your ugly ass then comeon in......
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 13:00:14 +0200
From: Korhonen Arto <email@example.com>
Subject: (no subject)
Date: Mon, 08 Mar 1999 02:58:51 PST
From: Eve of Heaven <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I don't even know who's gonna be receving my e-mail. I do have one
question. Why do you guys have to be so nasty. I mean fine it gives
away the weakness inside, and hides it away forever. But, you can do it
I'm interested in all of this.
mail me back.
Date: Wed, 17 Mar 1999 00:11:53 PST
From: googoo foola <email@example.com>
Subject: fat cow
write something funny and send it to me though your slow-ass 28k modem
So I'z can laugh at yoo'z biotch!
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
Date: 8 Apr 99 07:19:10 PDT
From: Pieter Meester <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Get a password
Is it possible for you to get the password from somebody who has an
acccount by hotmail with the username "ibroeke" and lives in Utrecht
Thanks in advance,
Date: Sat, 10 Apr 1999 18:33:38 -0400
From: THORRY <TKaxe23@email.msn.com>
Subject: was up'
was' up bitch
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 22:58:46 -0400 (EDT)
From: Robert Schlenz <BadBoyNRS@webtv.net>
Subject: Your Great
Yo I think you guys fucking rock!!! So to all you dickheads who sit home
jerking off all of over your keyboards get a fucking life and stop
e-mailing all this BULLSHIT to the Mafia because it fickin' irritates
BadBoyNRS wuz here.
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 1999 19:31:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: Dirty Harry <email@example.com>
Subject: Fuck you.
Wuzzup all you gothic nigger bitches. You'd better brace yourself cuz
this white boy is talkn' shit. Fuck all you pieces of shit who are
gothic. Fuck the three gothic low lifes that shot up the Littleton
Highschool today. Obviously ya'll don't know who your fuckn' with, so
I'd suggest you get off of this gothic trend and keep truckn' bitch.
Marylin Manson is a faggot, and he started your bullshit little gothic
craze, and now he's sold out to his little fucking dope show. Ain't
that some shit. Fuck all of you. Your web page blows you little
highschool conformist fucks. So you're armed with some hightech
fucking computers huh? Wow, that's really fuckn' dangerous. If you
skinny little whiteboy nigger wannabees wearing black close and shit
ever wanna joust in the real world, just look me up bitch. Lord have
mercy on your cold hearted conformist pussy ass bitch souls. I bet
none of you weigh a dime over 125 lbs and are all are afraid of the
No, Fuck You Bitch!!!
Your asses will eternally look up to me. I represent people who can
sociolize in a civilized manner, and don't conform, and aren't afraid
of who they are. Fuck you and goodbye.
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 09:19:23 -0400
I was the leader of a hacking group back in the days called CrackTech.
Right now i have been a little rusty and I was wondering If you guys could
me in your group.
If you need any info on me juz check meh.
Date: Fri, 23 Apr 1999 14:36:55 -0400
From: bobcat <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Your Web Page
You know, you really need to step back and take a look at your life from
an objective perpective: Either you live in misery or you live with some
hope that reduces any anger. If you live in misery, your life is futile and
you only postpone the things you will eventually have to confront - either
to man or to God in the end. If you have hope, then you have some
understanding of what life is about - in this world and in the next
world. And with that hope, peace. If you keep up your anger and hatred, as
expressed through your web page, it will eventually burn you up. You have
a choice - start trusting in Jesus Christ and live a freed life as
originally intended for humans or have an eternal death of pain and
suffering - where you wallow in self-pity. Come out of your rut, man!!
Date: Mon, 10 May 1999 19:07:04 -0400
From: Frank L Fike <eCh0o0o@compuserve.com>
To: "email@example.com" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Poem by SynTaxError.
In a blank Stare staring at your window locked in alone. Its a long
endless strugle an endless fight see my site wrong or right. Second Sight,
a mindfull wander battling dangerous waters paddling up the river. I
fought not the unforgiving Scorn the stress and strain the endless pain
the stabbing of your thorn it was on that and beyond that but not before
that thoughtful hat of mental blows it was here and yonder but not to
wander or wonder in which direction that current flows it just goes and
goes and goes. they say it goes up river. A river without a paddle will
deliver. or try or getting back to this thing that started. A despraitly
useless paddle a meaningless battle its not my place to taddle to tell a
tale an endless tale of that. This is the reason that this is not that is
it. That this is not this with out that. This is confusing you. I hope that
Im loosing you. Oh. Where are you going and going and going untill finally
I think that you gone This is that your gone and I so happy that your
gone. I hope your gone forever and forever never ends I am
<====SyNtAxErRoR====> I am your worst night mare When it seems like Im
your only friend. My words will rhym so smoothly and they will always
sound so sweet. At the same time Ill be creeping. Planning your defeat.
So the next time You think your cunning just remember this my friend. I
creep up like a stealth bomber that eCh0o0o's all the way to the end.
People have yet to see me coming.
You Calling A Bitch?
Aint Your Mom Mother Fucker.
(oh, honey. There laughing at you not
with you, thanks mom.)
Dont Pledgerize Or
Take Credit Were Credit is do
Or Ill IntroDuce You to The Real Unibomber.)
I Go Gray Hound.
Dont forget to write..........................
Your Friend, eCh0o0o
Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 16:20:47 +0000
I have seen your bullshit on the net and you sound like an extremely
Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 16:25:28 +0000
Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 16:26:27 +0000
Sorry about that my friend decided to piss about with my mail. Have a nice
Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 16:30:14 +0000
my mate read your bullshit infact all my mates read your bullshit and
your remarks have now been passed around this office and the general
consensus is that you are a penis
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 09:58:44 +0000
From: RJFENT <email@example.com>
HEY, I AM THE LEAD HACKER AT ME HIGH SCHOOL AND I THINK YOU R RIGHT...THE
ASSHOLES BUGGIN YA BETTER FUCK OFF!!!!!
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 1999 05:42:30 -0400
From: Ellipse Designs <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I just spent the better part of an hour reading every mail article
posted on your website......I must say, this is a SAD representation of
the people that exist on the internet. The only intelligence I found on
there were the replies you gave back to others. I was kinda sad to see
you stopped replying to em. (or at least, stopped posting your replies).
I especially liked the one kid that thought you might actually take his
words seriously despite his uncontrollable typing in alternating
caps...I was shocked to see he wasnt emailing from an AOL address! If
you decide to post this on the list of others, here's a message to your
own personal hate group:
FREE FUCKING SPEECH! If you don't like ANYTHING on this website, no one
is FORCING you to read it! One of the DFS members said it best when he
said, "perhapers we're like a gruesome internet car accident. you just
can't tear your eyes away" Just like the brainless morons that dont have
enough intelligence to NOT move their lips when they read the
Enquirer! If you dont like it, SURF ON!!! =)
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 1999 20:05:40 GMT
From: "Andy Lear" <email@example.com>
I liked your web page man!! You sure pissed a lot of people off!! I
would like to say first off I don't know much about hacking. I got a
question...I was captivated by the wizardry I saw the other day. I was in
this chat room:
http://www.Parachat.com/pchat1.htm (A java based chat room)
I was chatting away when I noticed this guy come in with a loooong ass
nickname....it exceeded the 14 character allowed on the site, in fact I
wouldn't doubt it was more than 100 characters! He then left and came back
in....this time as no name!! He was just a little gray box...and whatever
you tried to look at his user info...it booted you from the room. He then
came in as  <---- his name was supposed to be in those captions...but his
writing was there instead!!!! He also did something to make everyone in the
room seem to disappear in the name column....he made some weird symbols that
none could do....
What I am getting to is...this son of a bitch wasn't a moderator...he was
insane...messing with everyone...which in turn means...it should be easy to
do....if ya know how...that brings me to this e-mail.
I would like to know how that fucker did those things on that site...and
more "TRICKS". If you don't have the answers...could you point me in the
right direction? Surely there is a way to do it by typing in some Java
commands or something....
Thanks for your time,
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 01:30:59 EST
wut da phuck is all dis shit bout ne hoo u fuckin crack heads ritin shit on
pages dat dont even mean a fuckin thing to me!!! reply and explain ur fucked
up asses to me cuz i wanna kno wtf is goin on!!
ps: reply or ill cum and kill yo ass haha jp yo juss explain ur confuzing
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 01:58:58 EST
y da phuck do u bytches cuss so damn much. wut da fuq r u provin??? dat ur
some small tym computer geek hacker hoo goze around pissing peeple off with
ur hackin toolz. das so fuckin week. u tink u guyz r so fukkin big. i bet the
majority of u bytches are skinny ass computer fucks hoo cant do shit in real
life but go to ur fuckin computers and do ur gay azz hackin shit and blow our
fuckin computers up. wut the fuq r u guys even gaining from pissing peeple
off. even da peeple hoo dont say shit [unlike me] ur cussin isnt givin me ne
sort of impression so u guyz need 2 shut the phuck up!!!
ps: and ddas fer real
pss: and i can predict wut the fuq ur gonna say bout aol and my sn so dont
even fuqqin try.
psss: and ur probably gonna use ur fuckin hackin tools and do shit. well
guess wut u dumbass it doesnt matter because by the tym u read dis my sn is
gone ne waiz so go bak to wut the fuq ur doin and get on wit ur fuckin loser
lives [which by the way really pisses me off] so...
shut ur fuckin sorry asses up and get rid of all da wannabe cussin!!!
FUCK UP!!! u fuckin momma boyz
- ur fuckin momma
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 02:01:00 EST
Subject: its me again so screw u
juss look at ur past mails and truthfully tell me if u think ur a fuckin well
liked type of person. wut u guys need to do is fuck up and go cryin to ur
fuckin mommas thinkin ur fuckin hardcore or sumthin with ur fukin hackin shit
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 02:03:10 EST
To: firstname.lastname@example.org, XOliLAzNoX@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
"The views and all that shit put forth in this here home page are all fucked
up and shit. If it fucks with your mind, TOO FUCKING BAD. And, all this
shit's copyright of Access Denied and the rest of the dfs_mafia. You fuck
with us, we kill you. Simple as all FUCK! So if the dfs_mafia sees you with
our shit.. you better run and hide cuz we'll fuck you up big time mother
This page is Lynx enhanced."
wtf!!! is dis shit. y da fuq u need to cuss even here
from da looks of it u guys r pretty gay ass fuck head losers hackin peeple
Date: Fri, 12 May 2000 03:30:25 -0400
From: Static <email@example.com>
What the fuck is the point of your page?
I dunno anything about your group so I'm not gunna say it's lame, but your
page is fuckin retarted. I don't normally write emails, but I figured you
need to know this ;)